Your phone rang at twenty to nine on a Saturday night. You didn't hear it. By Monday they'd booked with the next name on the list — and you'll never know it happened. We answer that call, close the sale, and take the money. What turns up in your diary is already paid for.
None of them wait for you. They go to whoever answered first.
An AI front desk that works your enquiries the way your best salesperson would — except it's awake at midnight on a Sunday, it never has a bad day, and it doesn't say "we'll call you back".
Most agencies hand you a list of people who once showed interest and call it a result. You still have to ring them, sell to them, book them and then chase the money. We do all four before you've heard about it.
Not an enquiry sitting in an inbox waiting for someone to follow it up. The customer has chosen, and said yes.
Written straight into the calendar you already use, at a time you were genuinely free. No double bookings, no retyping.
Taken at the moment of booking. Nothing to invoice, nothing to chase, and far fewer no-shows — people turn up for what they've paid for.
You open on Monday to a diary that's already full and already paid.
Most businesses end up with a web person, an SEO person, an ads agency, whoever's answering the DMs, and a bookkeeper cleaning up after all of them. When something breaks, they blame each other and you're the one chasing.
Nobody buys all of this on day one, and we don't ask you to. Most businesses start where the money is leaking fastest and grow from there.
So what does it cost?
It depends entirely on which of those six you want, and we'd be making a number up if we printed one here. We agree it on the twenty-minute call, once we both know what you actually need — and it doesn't change afterwards. No setup fee. No long contract.
The reason people distrust agencies is that nobody picks up once the invoice clears. So this part is written down rather than implied.
A named person looking after your account — the same one every time, who knows your business and can act without asking three people first.
Something broken, something urgent, something you want changed today — you message a real person, not a form.
Twenty minutes on what came in, what got booked and what it cost — plus what we'd change next month, and why. You get the report either way.
No deck, no obligation, and nothing for you to prepare. We go through your listing, your reviews and how fast enquiries are getting answered right now, and we tell you where the money is going.
Twenty minutes. We find the leaks together and agree what's worth fixing first — and what isn't.
You review it on your phone and say what you want changed. The heavy lifting is ours, not yours.
From then on it answers, sells, books, takes payment and files — by itself. We keep it that way.
If the fix is something you could do yourself in an afternoon, we'll tell you that on the call. You keep the findings whether or not you hire us.